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Some people here had funny ideas what emails to send back to those dating scammers. I liked them so much, I created a new thread for them.


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2006-05-19, 17:36:43
anonymous from United States  
wow
a whole new section, Your just made my little day.
Mrs. C
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2006-05-19, 17:47:14
anonymous from United States  
Heres another Idea
Send them this pic and tell them if thay pay you $100.00. you will not come to see them

by the way these are real mugs shot from phoenix arizona
Mrs. C


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2006-05-19, 17:47:48
anonymous from United States  
or this one
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2006-05-19, 23:29:32
anonymous from United States  
the real ring leaders exposed!!!!

Mrs. C


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2006-06-13, 18:28:01
anonymous from United Kingdom  
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2006-06-27, 16:18:33
anonymous from United States  
Just sent this to tatuliya... does she live with her parents when she writes to you???

I already have quite a few girlfriends who live very close - close enough to entertain me as often as I like. I love to dork them and think of your tight little 23 year old brown eye. Nice, I say... Nice.
Speaking of that, you haven't sent me any decent photos!!!
I should visit you this summer for some sex. Will your parents have a problem if I bang your brains out in your living room? :-)
2006-07-26, 18:18:40
anonymous from United States  
With many applogies to Mrs. C:

I read this topic while I was off posting a scam alert and pics of one on my radar, and I have the cuts and scratches to prove it too!

Here is the recompiled version of the letter I sent as a reply inspired by you! It has now become a work in progress I call 'The Gangbang Chronicles'. I humbly submit the following for the enjoyment and use of the community as a whole! Not only has this been responded to, but I have had to get creative on the theme for each responce. I think we can safely rule out that they are being read, hmm?

-and with no further ado!: (see next 3 posts...)

2006-07-26, 18:20:17
anonymous from United States  
#1:

Dearest Olga,

I too am so looking forward to you cumming here. I will have your money very soon. And all my friends are getting ready to have a big party for you when you arrive... You know that in our nation we also have a special party called a gangbang and we will give you a golden shower and tea bag you to welcome you into our tribe.

My friends Itchy, Scratchy and Running Sores would really like to teach you more about the computer so you will learn to cut and paste much better when copying your letters. I look at your picture often and dream about your beautiful face. I have jerked off to it so many times it has gotten covered with jizz. I had to print out another one and put it in a ziplock bag to keep it dry.

Do you have a lot of junk in your trunk? Your last letter you asked me what I look for in a wife. I want my wife to be a kinky nympho with massive ta-tas, a tight beaver, a lot of junk in her trunk, and can cook and clean. I hope you like getting it in the 'puta because I really want to give you my mushroom tip... Most woman have trouble with my large man meat but I think a slut like you could
handle it. Your 'pooter must be so stretched out by now from all the screwing on the web you have been doing to so many men. Do you mind that I have a raging case of the clap? But my crabs are almost gone thanks to the turpentine and lighter fluid...

I don't know if I told you but I live on an Indian reservation here, the Slapahoe Nation. We are independent of the US and do not have to follow their law... We are encouraged to bring mates from other countries because we don't like the United States people very much because they stole our land. Now have a lot of inbreeding and many flipper babies running around. Because of that you do not have to have a visa, I can ask the Tribe Elder Chief Puta to give you the OK to came here and he will arrange for you to fly directly into (...the ground, like your crappy fighter planes!) Screwed Pooch-Flatspin/Crashandburn County Airport.

Because he will be doing all this for you he will be the first in our tribe to fornicate with you... Then all of the men will give you a proper greeting! As I said, we always have a party for new citizens called a gangbang. We are all looking forward to it because the last girl to move here, her name is Galina, loves to go to all the
gang bangs and dances the Mattress Mombo for as all... Then she does a dance called Tossing The Salad... It is a wonderful sight to see!

My best friend Dingle Berry is so happy I met such a nice girl like you and asked me if you have any friends to write to him. He is so lonely with only his rare breed of quief sheep to keep him company. They are worth much money and he would like to have a special lady to spend it on.

I look forward to your next letter and tell me how to send the money to you. I Love You, My Little Russian Skank!

With cuts and bruises from rolling on the floor laughing!
XXX
2006-07-26, 18:21:53
anonymous from United States  
#2

My Dearest Olga,

Today I bring you a song, I hope you like it. However I doubt you will because you aren't really reading this drivel are you?

Tribe Elder Chief Puta is really looking forward to brushing your teeth with his huge man meat, it really makes him happy. He says yer skank pooter will satisfy him for many days before he gives you to the Tribe so we can be wed. I so look forward to your arrival at Screwed Pooch-Flatspin/Crashandburn County Airport.

Dingle Berry says I must give him your friends email addresses before he will give me one of his quieff sheep so I call sell it at the market to make the money for your flight. They are very profitable so please help me to do this! We are so looking forward to your gangbang! Much firewater is being brewed for this party! All the warriors are fighting over who will be first because nobody wants any sloppy seconds!

'Twisted Transistor' by 'Korn'

Hey you, hey you, Devil's little sister
Listening to your Twisted Transistor
Hold it between your legs
Turn it up, turn it up
Low end is coming through
Can't get enough

A lonely life, where no one understands you
But don't give up, because the music do
Music do [x6]

Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor

Hey you, hey you, finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it
And as your tears fall on
Your breast, your dress
Vibrations coming through
You're in a mess

A lonely life, where no one understands you
But don't give up, because the music do
Music do [x6]

Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor
Music do [x4]

Hey you, hey you, this won't hurt a bit
This won't hurt a bit, this won't hurt
Says who? Says who?
Anesthetize this bitch
Anesthetize this bitch, anesthetize!
Just let me be
Between you and me don't fit

Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted Transistor

I hope you are practicing the Matress Mombo for the Tribe! Your citizenship will depend on it!

I Love You, My Little Russian Skank!
XXX
2006-07-26, 18:22:46
anonymous from United States  
#3

My Dearest Olga,

All of the warriors are so looking forward to your gangbang! Even Ambassador Shaif Hirbush from the Nation of Islamic Pig-Porkers says he will cum to greet you!

Elder Chief Puta commands that you should have phone sex with him before he leaves so his huge man meat is throbbing with anticipation for the flight. He thinks your skank pooter will do well for his latest mile-high club adventures. He tells me that Tokes With Longpipe will even be allowed to shoot videos of you satisfying him during the whole 16 hour flight! You should do your best to please him during your flight because he has been known to throw chickenheads who just lay there out of the Anus 469 at 30000 feet with no parachute! Chief Puta is fueling his Anus 469 plane even now!

We will greet you with an ancient ritual called the 'Bukkake Rain Dance' immediately on your arrival to Screwed Pooch-Flatspin/Crashandburn County Airport! It is a wonderful ritual! All the warriors will dance around you and shoot gooey loads in your hair and mouth for good fortune in our marriage!

Itchy, Scratchy, and Running Sores think that your skills with a computer need much work. Everyone in the Tribe knows your pictures now. And many of them have seen your cut and paste form letters many, many times. They are going to take great pleasure in fornicating you gently with a Black & Decker 5HP chain saw! This is a good thing because your skank pooter will need the extra room to download all the tricycle motors the Tribe has planned for you. We have many tricycles here, but all the inbred flipper babies have a very hard time riding them!

I so look forward to welcoming you to the Slapahoe Nation!

I Love You My Little Russian Skank!
XXX
2006-07-27, 01:58:00
anonymous from United States  
I'm so proud that I could help in your romance with your speacal little russian skank.
I like the new additions to the letters
Mrs C

Did you add this 'money shot' to realy make her fall even more with your money... oops I mean with you


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2006-07-27, 02:29:53
anonymous from United States  
maybe send her another sweet romantic little song
by those masters on the love song nine inch nails
I know it makes my heart go pitter pat..or it just could be Trent Reznor spinning in the video???
Mrs. C



you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed

you
get
me closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive

2006-07-27, 15:37:33
anonymous from United States  
The Law of Unintended Consequences reared it's ugly head today. As a result, this is a sad day that marks the end of 'The Gangbang Chronicles'.

I recieved another email from my special skank with a new address this morning. It seems her old email was shit-canned by unknown sources (it sure as hell wasn't Yahoo! They gave me a big yawn when I informed them!). Then later I was contacted via IM on the same account I've been emailing from by an official from a certain other country. He was rather friendly about the situation, and explained that while I have broken none of my country's laws, I had violated his country's 'morality' laws regarding the web. He has read all of our emails and seemed to understand why I was angry, and also knew that he/she/it who had recieved my messages had not understood them for what they are.

Regardless, he said he was suspending he/she/it's account and asked me to not reply to any further correspondance from that person. Also, he was looking into withdrawing access for the internet cafe where these messages were originating from.

Apparantly these kinds of scams are not considered illegal there if someone here is stupid enough to send them money. However, morality violations on the web there are very much frowned on.

He assured me that no charges or anything will be filed against me in his country if I will suspend all contact with 'Olga' and not send any such messages to someone there in the future. I really have no plans to visit his country, but if that should change sometime in the future I really don't want to be arrested upon arrival, so...

I guess I will call this an 'Immoral Victory' LOL!!!

I pass this on as a warning to others. Off the record, I would say that this tactic is an excellent way to get unwanted attention thrown on these skanks that perpetuate these scams. It has it's good and bad points, however! LOL!

BE ADVISED: BIG BROTHER IS ALIVE AND WELL ON THE WEB OVER THERE!!~ 80

Mrs C: I would love to be able to email you privately sometime and share some laughs, but how can we trade addy's? Any ideas?

-The Shrikester!

(PS: I suppose the 'Chronicles' could continue in here however! I regard it as something of an Unholy Crusade now! It just seems to lack something however... Like a skank for a target!)
2006-07-27, 17:03:46
anonymous from United States  
maybe if these letters keep comming she will get kicked out of the internet cafe
so if more guys sent letters like these to thair special scank She might get kicked off the net??
if you post her e-mail adderss more guys can send her 'immoral letters' like yours to the girl.
Even if your I.p adrress is blocked other peoples will not be right? maybe more scammer are using that cafe? could the I.p adderss of it tell what one she is using??maybe the cafes will get involved in stopping this if it bothers THEM so much.
hell maybe send the erotic one Elena Shamova
sent 2006-7-22.

Mrs C


heck even make a new e-mail ddress and flood all the e-mail addersses she uses,hot mail, icg,yahoo whatever.


2006-07-28, 04:43:00
anonymous from United States  
The new addy he/she/it gave me is 'charming25smilee@yahoo.com'. I have not been able to tie her to any others yet. Yet! My scam report can be found at:

http://russiandetec..rumup.org

It is under the 'scammers' topic: Olga Lavrenteva / Galina
It includes a link to her pictures... enjoy!

OPEN FIRE!
-The Shrikester!
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