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Some people here had funny ideas what emails to send back to those dating scammers. I liked them so much, I created a new thread for them.


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2010-03-04, 15:36:02
OJAS from United States  
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2010-03-05, 08:33:15
Scambay Terr  
Always make sure you are dealing with the correct law firm:

http://www.delphifa..241#197128
2010-03-06, 11:29:49
OJAS from United States  
General tips on turning the tables on a scammer, please contribute to this thread → http://www.delphifa..p=3#197287
2010-03-09, 13:00:40
OJAS from United States  
2010-03-12, 20:01:45
OJAS from United States  
2010-03-13, 07:25:05
OJAS from United States  
2010-03-17, 11:52:34
OJAS from United States  
You are her prince; Before you visit Western Union, your Royal tradition demands http://www.delphifa..176#198550
2010-03-18, 15:56:07
OJAS from United States  
2010-04-18, 11:25:35
[hidden]  
here is the letter I plan on sending off with a special parting gift at the end....since a lot of scammers are guys........I am changing the names in here since I havent ended things yet....but since she/he/it just had the profile removed from the site for abuse I sense the end is near. Hopefully this doesnt violate this sites policy, if it does, then you have my apologies.


******

I am so looking forward to finally meeting you and having you with me in person forever. I will work on making the arrangements necessary here in a few minutes, but first i think you should know the following.

***** thanks so much for everything. It has been so much fun getting to know you and spending time chatting with you. In this short time, you have become my world. A huge hole in my life has been filled just by knowing you. I am so excited to be able to spend precious time with you and am cherishing the thought of the rest of my life with you. I dont think that I would ever be able to replace the times we have spent or the the time we will spend with anu other moment in this world.

****** I want to make long sweet passionate love to you so much...all night all day. It would be so wonderful just to give all of the pleasure that I can. i want our days and nights to the most special ones you have ever had or ever will have. I know for me they will be....

Not......You see it has come to my attention that you are professional scammer. Actually I knew after about twenty minutes since I know that there is no one in the town on your profile (which no longer exists but I had no part of) that matches your name and age, And then you told me your were from *********....it confirmed what I already knew. And after a bit of research for shits and giggles, it looks you are based out of Africa.

Next time read someones profile cause if you did, you would know I am bisexual and looking for guys primarily on the site. Then again....maybe you are a guy and would love for me to give your *** a good pounding...hmmmmmm I would have loved it either way whether it was yours or hers *wink* I am sure it is real tight and needs be to stretched out a bit......mmmm now I need to go work on a huge load I got so excited just thinking about it *wink*

Was fun playing along though.......now get lost you loser (whoever the **** you are).

Sincerely,

I M Horny



If you Guys can think of any good ways to add to this let me know. i still have a bit of time before I send her/him/it my farewell ' present'. Actually I did iniate contact since I thought something was fishy with the pic and the hometown listed since I know almost everyone in that town ROFL

I will post the email,pics and name of the scammer as well once I end this with a big 'bang'
2010-04-20, 13:04:39   (updated: 2010-04-20, 13:13:05)
anonymous  
I may get to use the above response a few times here shortly since it looks like I have 3 different scammers trying to hit me up at the same time. By the looks of things, all 3 are based out of Nigeria or have connections there. All 3 blew their cover on their initial contact for one reason or another. I have since made a few minor modifications to the original I posted, but for the most part it is still the same.
2010-04-29, 18:22:43
Scambay Terr  
Anonymous:
As a general rule, it is not recommended to let the scammer know that you have been baiting them, and it serves no purpose other than to educate them. As long as they keep corresponding, they believe your story, and you are wasting their time. Keep doing so until they give up.

http://breakfastwit..gspot.com/
2012-02-15, 15:57:37
OJAS from United States  
The next 3 of my articles will be:

1) Send the Ukrainian Grande Finale in Ukrainian
2) Translation for reference only
3) Grande Finale Album, you owe them for all the stolen pix they sent you!
2012-02-15, 15:59:57
OJAS from United States  
Моя Бажана любов,

Радість моя безмежна бачити, як Ви виражаєте мені свою любов. Я відчуваю це, але немає таких слів, щоб виразити свої відчуття до Вас. Щось усередині мене підказує, що у нас з Вами загальна доля. Ви знаєте, що наші відчуття були взаємні і ми тепер повинні продовжити наше листування на мові, яку ми віддаємо перевазі обидва, - на українському, без когось іншого, що має доступ до нашого особистого листування.

Якщо ж Ви віддаєте перевагу іншій мові, я можу, щоб догодити Вам, перейти на англійський, французький, німецький, голландський, іспанський, італійський і багато інших мов, оскільки я є власником компанії, яка займається переведеннями впродовж декількох років. негайно пішли свого перекладача в Дупу. Нам не потрібний перекладач підар гнійний в нашому ліжку між нами!

Моє серце б'ється сильніше кожного разу, коли я чекаю від тебе вістей. Мила, я був шокований, коли взнав, що твій хохол-перекладач витворяє з тобою! Негайно позбався від цього виродка, який навіть не може написати мені на украънському, але при цьому вбиває англійський без всякої на те провини. Моя любов, у мене був серцевий напад, коли я зрозумів, який це брудний піддонок, з яким ти мала справу. Але не турбуйся, дорога, зараз я відчуваю себе краще тому, що ти можеш продовжити писати мені російською мовою, який я знаю, і ти погодишся з тим, що він набагато романтічнєє, чим англійська мова.

Проте, тобі слід наполягати на дуже професійному переведенні, яким я тебе забезпечу, і яке ти повною мірою заслуговуєш.

Ти отримаєш задоволення від приведених нижче за мої розцінки:

Будь ласка, нижче приведені мої тарифи для Вас, і не соромся показати їх подругам, які також можуть захотіти зайнятися зі мною любов'ю на різних мовах. Якщо вони зв'яжуться зі мною по твоїй рекомендації, я навіть надам їм спеціальну пропозицію: прийматиму плату у розмірі 450 € (євро) замість 450 $ за 3 місяці безлімітний тариф).

І, нарешті, я приймаю плату у розмірі 450 £ фунтів стерлінгів (Великобританія), замість 450 $ за 3 місяці від Вас особисто. Майте на увазі, що пропозиція по фунтам стерлінгів не поширюється на інших.

Тарифи на переведення:
а. простий переведення 1 слово - 0,05 $ Звичайні лист 200 - 300 слів коштуватиме Вам - 10-15 $ Примітка: Цей метод широко використовується в більшості міжнародних компаній, але це дорожче, ніж останні, як Ви побачите далі.
b. складне переведення листа: 1 лист - 5-10 $:
* лист від 1-150 слів - 5 $ * лист від 150-300 слів - 7 $
* лист в 300 і більш за слова - 10 $ картинки:
* сканування однієї фотографії - 2 $ * друк однієї фотографії - 3 $ с.
c. расчет (платный) (включая службу сканирования и печати фотографий):
* один месяц неограниченного перевода - 200 $
* два месяца неограниченной переписки - 350 $
* три місяці необмежене кореспонденції - 500 $ d. розрахунок (платний) (НЕ включаючи служби сканування і друку фотографій):
* один місяць необмеженого переведення - 150 $
* два місяці необмеженого листування - 300 $
* три місяці необмежене кореспонденції - 450 $ примітка: всі платежі приводяться в доларах США Можна також вибрати спосіб внесення платежів:

Ви можете направити оплату по назві компанії фінансовому директорові Ви можете направити оплату на ім'я цієї пані, на яку Ви посилаєтеся Платежі можуть бути направлені: через відділення Вестерн Юніон через відділення Мані Грам на банківський рахунок компанії фінансового директора нашої компанії.

Щоб скористатися відділеннями Вестерн Юніон або Мані Грам, Вам буде потрібно наступну інформацію: ім'я одержувача: Ю. Джерков адреса одержувача: 69 С. Каммер вулиця, Луганськ, Україна 91111 Для подальшого здобуття інформації сміливо користуйтеся моєю електронною поштою, щоб уникнути оплати збору за користування іноземною мовою.



Моя плата є договірною, ти можеш подзвонити по телефону +1 809 496 2700


З нетерпінням чекаю Вашу відповідь якнайскоріше,
Поспіши тепер ти моя мила.
2012-02-15, 16:03:34
OJAS from United States  
My Most Dearly Love,

My joy knew no bounds seeing you express your love I kind of felt, but did not know how to express. Some inner feeling tells me of our shared destiny. As you know, our feelings have been mutual and we should henceforth continue our correspondence in our preferred language, Ukrainian only, and without anyone else having access to our private correspondence. Should you however prefer a different language, I can oblige you in English, French, German, Dutch, Spanish, Italian and many more languages, since I have been the owner of a translation company for several years.

Every moment I wait to hear from you, my heart pounds harder. Sweetheart, I was shocked to see what your translator retard has been doing to you. Immediately get rid of that bastard, who cannot even write to me in Ukrainian, but murders English for no fault of its! Immediately kick your translator in the ass. We don't want a translator gonorrheal faggot between us in our bed!

My love, I had a heart attack when I realised what a scumbag you were dealing with. But do not worry honey, I am feeling better now, since you can continue writing me in Ukrainian, which I know and you will agree, is far more romantic, than English. Should you however insist on translation, I shall gladly provide a very professional translation service you fully deserve. My rates below for your pleasure:

Please find below my fee structure for you, and feel free to share it with your friends who may also want me to make love in several languages. If they contact me with your reference, I shall even give them a special consideration accepting 450 € (euro) instead of 450$ for 3 months unlimited.

And finally I shall gladly accept 450 £ (British) instead of 450$ for 3 months from you and you alone. Please be advised that the £ offer does not apply to others.

a. word by word translation:
1 word – 0.05 $
Ordinary letter of 200 – 300 words will cost you – 10-15$
Note: This method is commonly used in most of the international companies, but it is more expensive than the rest as you will see further.
b. complex letter translation:
1 letter – 5-10$: * letter of 1-150 words – 5$
* letter of 150-300 words – 7$
* letter of 300 and over words – 10$
pictures: * scanning of one picture - 2$
* printing of one picture - 3$
c. monthly rate (fee) (including the service of scanning and printing pictures):
* one month of unlimited translation – 200$
* two months of unlimited correspondence – 350$
* three months of unlimited correspondence – 500$
d. monthly rate (fee) ( NOT including the service of scanning and printing pictures):
* one month of unlimited translation – 150$
* two months of unlimited correspondence – 300$
* three months of unlimited correspondence – 450$
note: all of the payments are given in USD
You can also choose your way of making the payments:
you can forward the payment to the name of my company's financial director;
you can forward the payment from the name of the individual you are currently with, Payments can be forwarded:
through the Western Union Departments ;
through the Money Gram Departments;
to the bank account of my company's financial director.

To use the Western Union or Money Gram offices, you will need the following information:
name of recipent: Ewe. Gerkov
address of recipient: 69 S. Cammer Street, Lugansk, Ukraine 91111

For further information feel free continue using e-mail in Ukrainian to avoid foreign language fees.

My fee is negotiable if you call +1 809 496 2700

Eagerly anticipating your prompt response,

Your and ONLY YOUR eternal Boyfriend.
2012-02-15, 16:14:33
OJAS from United States  
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