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2006-05-10, 02:02:24
anonymous from United States  
Hi Guys
I found the perfect letter to send back to the scammers..this is a contact I guy named travis friy made for his wife....(he was not a very good person got arrested on child porn and kidnapping)
But putting that aside... I think this would be funny to send to the scammers when thay start writing about wanting to be your wife.

For purpose of clarification:
    You and any form of it will refer to ____ Frey
    I and any form of it will refer to Travis Frey


Hygiene & Self-care: Initials_________
    You will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs, and
pubic area (Navel to Anus), all areas are to be completely clean shaven. Above
your vaginal slit you may have a patch of pubic hair in any shape, that must be
centered above your vaginal slit, it will measure no greater than 2.0”X1.0”, and
will maintain a hair length of less 1/3”.

Clothes & Other Apparel: Initials__________
    You will wear only thigh-highs & garters, and only thong panties. The only
exception would be during your menstrual cycle, at which time you could wear
either of both. Half of your shoe purchases will be high-heels, 2” or more.
You will then wear these heels more often.

    You will give me all non-thong panties and all pantyhose, all tights, all
knee-high, and/or ankle-high nylons. You be able to keep 5 pairs of non-thong
panties of your choice for use during menstrual cycle.

Sleepwear & Sleeping Initials_______

    When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes
of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked, unless instructed otherwise. If
I am not home when the kids go to bed you are still to be naked before I return
home. The only exception will be during your menstrual cycle.
    When we are not at home, or not alone as a family, you will try to ensure that
we sleep together. If we do sleep together you will sleep naked. I will make
exceptions for sleepwear, but only if you do not ask for them. Exception will
be given based on how well you follow this contract in its entirety. If we do
not sleep together your sleepwear must conform to the standards for exceptions.
    When exceptions are given the following is acceptable and is your choice:
T-shirts, pajama tops, or gowns as long as the over-all length is not past your
knees. Panties (any type) can be worn also. Absolutely no bottoms, shorts,
pajama pants, or full gowns can be worn.
    When we are in bed together I can cuddle, spoon, hold or touch you in any way,
as long as it is/does not excessively disruptive to your sleep.

My-Time: Initials________
    When we are home and alone as a family, from when you are to be naked until
12:00a.m or for three hours, which ever is later, will be MY-TIME. This time
will be, time you will devout solely to me, whereas you will be in my service to
do anything and everything I want, which may or may not be sexual in manner.
    When we are not at home or not alone as a family, MY-TIME will be modified as
follows: you will have your clothes, you will be able to speak openly, and you
won’t have to perform anything sexual before we are in bed, however all other
rules still apply.

During MY-TIME you-
WILL NOT
1)argue about anything with me or to me
2)Complain about anything to me or about me
3)Cry, sob, whine, or pout
4)Sign, moan, bulk, or otherwise show displeasure
Or unhappiness
5)Raise your voice at or to me
6)Be condescending to, or about me
7)Ask for anything form me or for me
8)Be distracted from me, by other things

During MY-TIME you-
WILL
1)Be subservient, submissive, and totally obedient
2)To do what you are asked, when you are asked, exactly how you are asked
3)Be cheerful and adoring towards me
4)Be close at all times, unless otherwise told to
5)Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or indigestion
of cum, when told to

Good Behavior_____
    Since there will be no trading, negotiations, or conciliations of any kind you
are given chances to earn Good Behavior Days(GBD’s). To receive GBD’s you are
to be compliant with everything requested or expected of you, and perform
everything with complete and total enthusiasm. In addition GBD’s will be given
when you do things from the descriptions below when not expected. If you try to
perform something not expected and I tell you no you will receive half GBD’s.
Specific GBD info is listed at the bottom right of each description.
    Each GBD can be used to “get out of” doing the things request or expected of
you for an entire day with the following exceptions birthdays, anniversary,
shaving and sleepwear. Unless someone is staying with us or we are staying with
someone, then it can be used for sleepwear also. GBD’s can be redeemed anytime
you receive them to the end of the next quarter. You must notify me by 12:00p.m
of the day you are using a GBD or it can not be used.

Misbehavior & Noncompliant_____
    Misbehavior is when you complain about what is requested or expected of you, or
when you try to negotiate something else instead of what was requested or
expected of you. If this happens you will lose 5 GBD’s per incident. It is
also misbehavior when you perform half-assed. If this happens you are
considered noncompliant. However, it is not misbehavior to suggest ways to
avoid those specific situations, other than to propose not to do them.
    You are to do everything that is requested or expected of you, if you do not
you are considered noncompliant. You are also noncompliant if you start
something and can not or will not finish, even if you state that you are in pain
or something hurts. If you are noncompliant then you lose three times amount of
God’s that would have been given. If you don’t have enough GBD’s to cover the
loss, then you will be tied to the bed and will do whatever I wish too you.
This will continue every night until you are ready to be compliance, at which
time you will need to apologize and explain how you are ready to be my sex slave
again.

Sleep Time & On Demand_____
    Sleep time is from an hour after we are in bed until an hour before the alarm
is set for. You are to set the alarm according, and tell me what for time it is
set for. If it happens that we are traveling or we are at an event, and we are
not able be home or in bed, then sleep time will be considered 11p.m to 7a.m.
During this time you are expected to “perform” anything, however at anytime I
can cuddle, spoon, hold or touch you.
    There are certain circumstances when you are to perform any and all requests
Immediately this will. On demand means what I say, when I say, where I say, and
how I say. The circumstances are: Anytime from 20min after kids are in bed up
to an hour after we are in bed: Anytime from an hour before the alarm set for to
when the alarm goes off: 8-11p.m and 6-7a.m when traveling.

Dressing Up_____
    For special events that we are to dress up for, when we are going to someone
else’s house, or just the two of us are going out your clothes must meet my
approval, General rules are:
    Panties are always optional and need not be worn
    Only thing-high & garter-no pantyhose
    If you are not wearing thigh-highs & garter,then no panties
    All Skirts no lower then two inches below the knee(unless
    It’s for Church) GBD-1 for each time that was not expected:1 per week only if
you had to.

Shaving_____
    Shaving will be done every third day, and includes underarms, legs, and pubic
area(navel to anus), all areas are to be completely clean shaven. Every
Saturday you are to use the Wahl Clippers with a guard no greater that ½”, and
then present yourself to me for measurement checks.
    Above your vaginal Slit you can have;1) A rectangle patch; that must be
centered above your vaginal slit, it will have a length no greater than ¾” the
length of your vaginal slit; or 3) Completely and totally clean shaven.
Regardless of which choice of shave, noncompliance is based on a #2 rate.
GBD-1/2 per week with #1: 1 per week with #2: 2 per week with #3.

Sleepwear_____
    I will select your sleepwear for you, and you will find it under you pillow if
there is none then you are to be naked. You are to have your sleepwear on
within 20 minutes after the kids are in bed. This pertains to anytime we are
alone as a family, whether or not I am home or in the bed with you, and whether
or not we are at home. If there is someone else staying with us or we are
staying with someone then you are to be naked at the time we go to bed
regardless of what was selected. During your menstrual cycle you can wear a top
and panties. The top is to be no longer than that to cover your butt cheeks.
GBD-1/2 per week:

Fellatio, Intercourse, & Other Sex Acts_____
    Fellatio must last at least, 5 minutes and may include climax. Intercourse
includes anal and vaginal intercourse. Sex Acts can be oral, anal, or vaginal,
and include but are not limited too: Stripping, Hand-Jobs, Fingering,
Masturbation, Dildoing, Vibrators, and Object Insertions. All applications of
lube to myself, you, or any object, will be done by you. GBD-14 for anal
intercourse not expected: 7 for anal intercourse expected: 3 per fellatio to
ejaculation: 1 per for each not expected: 3 per week for expected.

Birthdays, & Anniversary____
    On your birthday, Jan 4th you will receive one GBD that is good on your
birthday. On or before my birthday you will select and purchase a sex toy for
yourself, this will be considered my birthday gift from you. On or before our
anniversary you will select and purchase new lingerie for yourself. Lingerie
may include a cameo & panty set, nice nylons & garter set, corset, baby doll
set, a costume bra & panty set, etc…. Lingerie does not include night gowns, or
PJ’s. The lingerie that you selected and purchased, will be your sleepwear for
that night. GBD-4 for each:

Photos____
    You are to pose for 20 photos per quarter on demand, unless your quota is
filled. Outfits, toys, and poses will always be chosen by me. You must be
freshly shaven on the day that photos are taken regardless of your shaving
schedule. You will also style hair, apply makeup and nail polish as needed.
All photos are done in sets no less then five. You have a quota of one set per
month. GBD-3 if all 4 sets finished a month early: 3 per set not expected: 1
per quota met.

Quarterly Negotiation_____
    By the first day of each quarter you must choose how to keep track of your
GBD’s. You can either be given actual paper GBD’s that you are responsible for
returning to be redeemed, or you can choose to have them track on the computer.
By the end of the first day of each quarter you are to choose your “pet name”
that you want me to call you by. Your choice must meet my approval, and
noncompliance will be a 20 GBD loss.
    This is not a contract: it is a description of the rules for you. You can
within two weeks prior to the end of the quarter request a change. If you
request a change before that time you will lose 10 GBD’s. Negotiations
requested in a timely manner will be done after you are in your sleepwear. All
properly made requests, will be considered. Changes made will be explained at
the beginning of the next quarter.


I'm Up to about 2000 GBD so far..
Mrs.C

2006-05-14, 18:26:10
anonymous from United States  



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2006-05-14, 20:49:04
anonymous from United States  
Or tell her to sell that big t.v. behind her for the money she needs.


Mrs. C
2006-05-14, 20:57:51
anonymous from United States  
O.k now I'm having a little fun.
I just couldn't help myself

Mrs. C





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2006-05-16, 20:58:30
anonymous from United States  
Chuck
I bet you do have a great sence of humor
If you want to have a little fun you can send her one of the letters I wrote with my friend Mike to a girl that was trying to scam him.

here is the letter that made her fall in love with him!!!!

Mrs.C



I don't know if i told you but I live on a indian reservation
here ..the Wherthefuckawe nation..we a independent of the US and do not
have to follow there law ..we are incoraged to bring mates from other
countrys because we don't like the united states people very much
because they stole our land. and we now have allot of inbreeding and
many flipper babies running around.

because of that you do not have to have a visa, I can ask the tribe
Elder chief Puta to give you the OK to came here and he will arrange
for you to fly into Gila bend airport.


because he will be doing all this for you he will be the first in
our tribe to fornicate with you ..then the rest of the men will give
you a proper greeting we always have a party for new members it is
called a gang bang. we are all look forward to it because the last girl
to move here, her name was Ekaterine loves to go to the gang bangs and
dances the Mattress Mombo for as all ..then she does a dance call
Tossing the salad..it is a wonderful site to see.

my best friend Dingle Berry is so happy I met such a nice girl
like you and asked me if you have any friends to write to him. he is so
lonely with only his rare breed if Quiff sheep to keep him company .
they are worth much money but he would like to have a speicel lady to
spend it on.


2006-05-16, 21:02:28
anonymous from United States  
Chuck
I bet you do have a great sence of humor
If you want to have a little fun you can send her one of the letters I wrote with my friend Mike to a girl that was trying to scam him.

here is the letter that made her fall in love with him!!!!

Mrs.C



I don't know if i told you but I live on a indian reservation
here ..the Wherthefuckawe nation..we a independent of the US and do not
have to follow there law ..we are incoraged to bring mates from other
countrys because we don't like the united states people very much
because they stole our land. and we now have allot of inbreeding and
many flipper babies running around.

because of that you do not have to have a visa, I can ask the tribe
Elder chief Puta to give you the OK to came here and he will arrange
for you to fly into Gila bend airport.


because he will be doing all this for you he will be the first in
our tribe to fornicate with you ..then the rest of the men will give
you a proper greeting we always have a party for new members it is
called a gang bang. we are all look forward to it because the last girl
to move here, her name was Ekaterine loves to go to the gang bangs and
dances the Mattress Mombo for as all ..then she does a dance call
Tossing the salad..it is a wonderful site to see.

my best friend Dingle Berry is so happy I met such a nice girl
like you and asked me if you have any friends to write to him. he is so
lonely with only his rare breed if Quiff sheep to keep him company .
they are worth much money but he would like to have a speicel lady to
spend it on.


2006-05-17, 04:33:04
anonymous from Canada  
Mrs.C

HAHAHAHA....nicely put. Wonder if the scammers will answer to the letter :)

I am Canadian
2006-05-17, 16:28:19
anonymous from United States  
Mrs C. once again I want to thank you,you almost put me in the hospital tho, cuts and bruses from falling and rolling around in laughter,I loved it,let you friend mike know you two made my day.I'm gonna play it a little longer I want to get a devestating letter mom and got in a car reck ect. hope she says her mom did cause she already told me her mom diead from cancer,hate to ask what kind of car she was driving and how many lives they have over there cause chief puta only gives 1 . hahahaha hope to use you letter soon. see if I get a responce from it. let you know crazy chuck
2006-05-17, 20:45:13
anonymous from United States  
Hi Chuck

here is another one you can send her.
sorry about the cuts and bruses
Mrs . C



I too am so looking forward to you comming here. I will have your money vary
soon. and all my friends are getting ready to have that big party for you when you
arrive..you know that gang bang In in our nation we also have a specal party and
will give you a golden shorwer and tea bag you to welcome into our tribe.

My friend Pinchy Covarone would realy like to teach you more about the computer
so you will learn to cut and paist much better when copying you letters .

I look at you picture often and dream out your beautiful face. I have jerked
jerkin to it so many times it has gotten covered with Jizz. I had to print out another
one and put it in a ziplock bag to keep it dry..


do you have alot of junk in your trunk.I hope you like getting it in the puta
because I realy want to to give you my mushroom tip ..most woman have trouble with
my large man meat but i think a slut like you could handle it. your pussy must be
so streched out by now from the screwing on the web you have been doing to so many
man. do you mind that I have a rageingcase of the clap but my crabs are almost gone thanks to the turpintine and lighter
fluid.

I look forward to your next letter and tell me how to send the money to you.

I love you
my little russian skank



2006-05-18, 20:06:31
anonymous from United States  
chuck again, ok we've been having fun here I know she is tring to scam ,I did the parts of the letter searches, ya she is, looks like shes been doing it for awhile. I do have a question or 2 ,would it be easier for a women to get a visa (touries)to the usa if she has already stayed in anther country?(canada) I know but for the record here so everyone else knows,I know a little about the K-1 visa wish is needed to stay with a greencard for 3 years at which time they then become a us citizen.#2 can they get a visa without a mans premision? ok enough of that lets have some fun mrs.c which letter do you think I should send I like the indian res myself.(cheif punta) he's the last letter I got today.
I am already in Moscow and I have visa in my International
passport.
Please, don't worry. Everything is fine.
Also I have visited a tourist agency and they were able to
find me tickets for a very reasonable price.
You see they will wait only for some days and then they will
sell it to another person. I can understand them as it is the
way for the to earn money. So they are not going to wait as
much as I need it.
So I ask you to help me.
I thought that I had enough to pay for the ticket myself.
But it appeared t
that the ticket would cost more. The full price for the ticket
is $824 and I miss $224. I am sorry for writing this to you and
for asking. But I really don’t know where to get this money.
I already have a debt.
I would never do it if I had enough money of
myself. But right now you are the only person who can help me with
this. Dear, it will be your contribution in our relations.
You can send money to my name Olga Boriskina, via Western Union.
And I will be able to get it in the Western Union office in Moscow.
The ticket is booked for May 28th.
The flight is Moscow - Detroit.
Dear, I need to pay for it this week for sure not to be sold to
another person.
Please, do it as soon as it is possible. I need your support very
much. As soon as everything is done I will be in your arms. Just
imagine some days and everything will be over. I will be with you.
I need it so much.
I love you deeply.
I am waiting for your soon reply.
Miss you badly.
Your loving
Olga. yep needs me to send money to moscow now how can they do this? she wanted me to send it to st.-petersburg at first? big distance to drive? $224 us might be a lot over there.
2006-05-18, 21:11:58
anonymous from United States  
Chuck

How about this one?

Mrs. C

My dearest Olga

I wrote a poem for you

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is
your head.

Your last letter you asked me what I look for in a wife. I want my wife to be a
kinky ninfo with massive Tata's a tight beaver, allot of junk in her trunk, and
can cook and clean.

You do not need to buy plane tickets because our Nations Chief Puta said he will
send his private plane to fly you into the Gila Bend Airport. Chief Puta is very
proud of his new plane. it is called the Anus 469. I look forward to the day I see
you cumming out of the Chiefs anus to greet me. here is a photo of his plane

I love you my little skank


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2006-05-18, 21:15:02
anonymous from United States  
Chuck

I wonder is this is what will come out of the Chief Anus that speical day?
Mrs. C
This image was also posted here:
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2006-05-19, 00:23:41
Peter from United States  
hey Mrs C, YOU ROCK!
2006-05-19, 01:16:09
anonymous from United States  
Thanks Peter
Mrs. C
2006-05-19, 14:53:50
anonymous from United Kingdom  




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