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Other Comments: I found her on another Scam site .
Hello my new friend Pierre.
I am very happy to receive your reply to my first message and I hope
that our letters will help us to know each other better as I prefer
them the most and they will also determine if we are meant to be
together. I know that it can take time and it can be a long way till
we finally meet in real life but it is my main goal, to meet you in
person and see if there is a real feeling between us.
I know that we do not know many things about each other but I will try
to tell you as much as I can and show you the person that I am. I
always tell the truth and I am not going to play any games here. I was
played on myself a lot in the past and I am not the person who acts
that way. I am here to find the love of my life and I have very
serious intentions to keep searching until he finally comes to my
life. I am sure that fate let us meet this way and who knows what the
future already has for us. Maybe we will become a great couple and I
promise to do my best to make you happy and together we could fulfill
our most secret wishes, desires and fantasies.
Well, where to begin... As you already know my name is Tatyana but
everybody calls me Tanya. I think that you already know how I look but
I will give you a more descriptive picture about my appearance and
personality. I am 28 years old, my birthday is February, 5, 1979, I am
an Aquarius. I have never been married and I do not have any children.
I am 167 cm in height and weigh about 50 kg. If you are not familiar
with the metric system, I let you know that I am 5'4' ft and about 110
pounds. I am slim and I always try to keep myself in shape by jogging
and doing morning exercises. I have long blond hair now though it was
brown some time ago and grey eyes which sometimes change color and
have a little green in them. I come from a not big town Dzerzhinsk, it
is about 67 km from our region center Donetsk in eastern Ukraine. It
has coal mines and chark factory, the population is about 40 000
people. My town is very green and there are two rivers nearby. Here I
finished musical college (I play the piano) but it is too hard to have
a career in this sphere so I work as a waitress at one of the local
cafes. I like my job but sometimes I wish for the better and know that
I can do much more than just serve food and drinks.
I wish I could tell you some things about my family but unfortunately
I lost my parents more than 18 years ago in a car crash and even do
not have any pictures saved with them. I miss them a lot as they were
great parents that loved me a lot and tried to do everything for me
when I was a little girl. I was brought up by my aunt and I am very
thankful to her for being my second mom and doing all she could for me
even though she was too young then to become a mother. She is married
to a nice man from Armenia and I consider them my family and love them
a lot. I like to visit them often and have family dinners. I live with
my best friend which is my roommate and we share one flat together.
I am a very easy going type of person and do not like fights or
conflicts at all. I always try to discuss the problem and never scream
or argue. I do not drink much though my favourite drink is champagne,
do not smoke and never used drugs. I like different food and I always
try to cook something new and like to experiment in the kitchen. I am
a very good cook and my favourite food is simple like chicken with
potatoes but tasty like a cherry pie. I work at the cafe with
different cuisines and I am very fond of Italian, Chinese and Japanese
I like nature a lot and always try to spend every spare minute
outdoors having a picnic with friends, cooking on the open fire or
swimming in a river and enjoying the sun. These are my main hobbies
and likes along with watching comedies, singing for my friends,
listening to pop and R&B music and reading novels at nights. My
favourite color is green like trees in spring and my favourite flower
I hope that my talking here didn't make you fall asleep. :) I very
much hope that you would like to know me better and continue our
letters. I want to let you know at once that I am only interested in
serious relations and I am going to reply if you write me a long
letter about yourself. I am sure that if people want to know each
other better to develop good relationships they will write as much as
they can. Even if it takes you time to write a long letter I am ready
to wait for it as long as it is needed. I will be glad to know
everything about you, your life, your family, your likes, dislikes,
favourite things to do... I tell you at once that I am not looking for
a prince as I am not a princess, just an ordinary girl and I am not
hunting for outer beauty as I value the inner self more but I would
like to get your pictures to put your words together with your face. I
also want to tell you that for the moment I am not going to give my
phone number to a stranger I do not know yet because could you imagine
what would happen if I gave my phone number to everybody who asked for
it? A total disaster! But when we know each other better and feel
comfortable I will be ready to talk to you on the phone if you would
also like it. I hope that you understand me and want to know me
I am so happy to receive from you the letter , you have captured my heart and soul my love . I want you to make my dreams come true oh how I want that :-)
Yes nothing will make me happier then us becoming a couple .
Yes I want you to become my passionate lover , and I want to be yours :-)
Yes you can bring all the passion out of me , I am all yours my love .
Honey I would never cheat on you , I will be to busy keeping you satisfied :-)
I don't know what to say , your letter expresses all my feelings .
I wait for your letter in return , I kiss you passionately .
Yours forever Pierre
Yes Ojas I'm ready :-)
anonymous from United States
I represent the translation firm 'Camellia' which our client Tatyana
Mishina has been using to communicate with you. We provide translation
and the Internet services for our clients. Unfortunately Tatyana has
used all her resources at our firm and is not capable to pay for the
further correspondence with you. She regrets she cannot tell you about
it herself but wants to let you know that she would like to still keep
in touch with you as she is very interested in you and your
If you are willing to maintain your correspondence with miss Tatyana
and take care of the expenses we can send you our full price list with
the costs and services we offer our clients. You will not be
disappointed with the services we can provide for you. If you do not
want to proceed we wish you luck and ask you to keep Tatyana's
personal information confidential.
Hoping to get your positive reply.
Manager of TF 'Camellia',
anonymous from United States
Surprise Tanya remember I told you I had a surprise for you , this will make you very happy my love . Dear miss Alexandra Ivanova. Tanya will no longer be needing your services as I am very able to communicate with her myself , but if you wish to translate to her here is the fee schedule .
'Моя дорогая любовь,
Моя радость безгранична видеть, как ты выражаешь свою любовь, я это чувствую, но не знаю как выразить. Какое-то внутреннее чувство подсказывает мне, что у нас общая судьба. Как вы знаешь, наши чувства были взаимные и мы должны теперь продолжить нашу переписку на языке, который мы предпочитаем оба - на русском языке, без кого-то другого, имеющего доступ к нашей личной переписке.
Если же ты предпочитаете другой язык, я могу, чтобы угодить тебе, перейти на английский, французский, немецкий, голландский, испанский, итальянский и многие другие языки, поскольку я являюсь владельцем компании, которая занимается переводами на протяжении нескольких лет.
Пожалуйста, ниже указана моя структура платы для тебя, и не стесняйся поделиться ею с друзьями, которые также могут захотет заняться со мной любовью на нескольких языках. Если они свяжутся со мной по твоей рекомендации, я даже дам им специальное предложение принимать 450 € (евро) вместо 450 $ за 3 месяца неограниченно.
И, наконец, я должен принимать 450 фунтов стерлингов (Великобритания), вместо 450 $ за 3 месяца от вас, и от тебя лично. Имейте в виду, что предложении по фунтам стерлингов не распространяется на других.
a. слово в слово перевод:
1 слово - 0,05 $
Обыкновенные письмо 200 - 300 слов будет стоить Вам - 10-15 $
Примечание: Этот метод широко используется в большинстве международных компаний, но это дороже, чем остальные, как вы увидите далее.
b. сложный перевод письма:
1 письмо - 5-10 $: * письмо от 1-150 слов - 5 $
* письмо от 150-300 слов - 7 $
* письмо в 300 и более слов - 10 $
картинки: * сканирование одной фотографии - 2 $
* печать одной фотографии - 3 $
c. расчет (платный) (включая службу сканирования и печати фотографий):
* один месяц неограниченного перевода - 200 $
* два месяца неограниченной переписки - 350 $
* три месяца неограниченное корреспонденции - 500 $
d. расчет (платный) (НЕ включая службы сканирования и печати фотографий):
* один месяц неограниченного перевода - 150 $
* два месяца неограниченной переписки - 300 $
* три месяца неограниченное корреспонденции - 450 $
примечание: все платежи приводятся в долларах США
Можно также выбрать способ внесения платежей:
Ты можешь направить оплату по названию компании финансовому директору
Ты можешь направить оплату на имя этой дамы, на которую ты ссылаешься
Платежи могут быть направлены:
через отделения Western Union;
через отделения Money Gramm;
на банковский счет компании финансового директора нашей компании.
Чтобы воспользоваться отделениями Western Union или Money Gramm, тебе потребуется следующая информация:
имя получателя: Ю. Джерков
адрес получателя: 69 С. Каммер Street, Торонто, Канада 124Q
Для дальнейшего получения информации смело пользуйтесь моей электронной почтой, чтобы избежать оплаты сбора за пользование иностранным языком.
Моя плата является договорной, ты можешь позвонить по телефону 809 496 2700
С нетерпением жду твой ответ как можно скорее,
OJAS from United States
Compliments (in the reverse chronological order)
Pierre - For precisely executing every move from the overture to the Grande Finale
Droog - For proving accurate Cyrillic text
Dirk - For obtaining the translation fee schedule
English source for Ukrainian Grande Finale http://www.delphifa..p=2#63689
I could hear Winston Churchill from his grave - ''Never before have so many owed so much to so few''
Eddie from Sweden
Haha Pierre....very nice climax. However, I'm a professional translator (among other things) and I find your rates rather too cheap. :)))
PS...would you like a job with my company?
OJAS from United States
I bet Eddie has difficulty finding a professional scamlish writer! :-))
Scamlish is not that difficult! Three steps are required for a Dating Scam:
Step 1. A correct English text
Step 2. A translation in any language (which is also correct, depending on the software you use. Imtranslator is really good. Babelfish gives the funniest Scamlish)
Step 3. The backtranslation (which is Scamlish)
An Ukrain translationscammer forgets the backtranslation (not interested). A Dating Scammer copies/pastes the backtranslation (scamlish) into his email. The Scamlish has an effect on the victim. He thinks that the girl is a naive Russian girl. It makes him fall in love.
Everybody can do this. Just try it. Have fun! But, don't forget... Scamlish begins with correct English (not Russian). The longer the sentences, the longer the text, the better step 3! LOL
I was a professional journalist! I studied languages. And... I learned a lot about the scammingbusiness. You know how Scamlish begins! I work a lot with Imtranslator these days. Sorry, I never saw Scamlish coming out of a Russian text.
OK Eddie I will up them with inflation ha ha ha
Thanks Ojas this is fun bet the Ukranians don't think so :-)
OJAS from United States
Thanks Dirk for your observations, Pierre for the entertainment; Further analysis after my homework will follow later. :-))
PS Dirk, I felt Ukrainian translators probably started with English text. Style, somewhat old British, business approach, spellings American. I think if your initial text is Russian, translating once only into English would output a single consistent style, and won't be a mish-mash.
Dirk from Heerlen, Netherlands
I should have concentrated on dating scams. A translation scam starts with a Russian text. Now I feel like a mugu.
Her first letter:
thank you for giving me your email address. Now you know mine,
and you can write me anytime. I know it is difficult to write
about yourself, but, please, be the first to do so. Tell me
about your present life, your family, your work, the way you
spend free time.
If you are looking for long-term serious relations, then I
assure you, your efforts will not be wasted. I’m here not to
play games or write endless letters. I’m here to find my
second half. If our correspondence will go right, I will be
glad to meet you in real.
I better finish now and wait for your letter.